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| A very excited William Gholston holds the trophy given for the biggest jerk of the defense. Notice there is nobody left to watch in the stands. |
William Gholston must have missed that memo.
This is NOT the Award from the Bedpan Bowl.
Truth be known, that is actually the Old Brass Spittoon. (Imagine how that thing smells after 87 years) This is a treasured prize from the annual MSU-Indiana contest, which has been sitting in East Lansing since Teddy Roosevelt was President.
You all remember 'The Gholster.' He was the one penalized by the NCAA for a whole 1 game for screwing the head off of Wolverine Quarterback Denard Robinson and shoving him further into the Sparty turf, not to mention other totally super-human gestures and chest-beating movements.
But that was only one of his TWO personal fouls from that game.
So.........Here's to you, Mr. Spartan-Like-No-Other-Spartan.
You'll lose Kirk 'The Whiner' Cousins next year and all 4 of the top receivers. And you'll lose Kevin Pickelmen and presumably Jerel Worthy to the NFL draft. But have no fear!! William Gholston is only a sophomore, and we think he'll be back. Lucky you.
Merry Christmas.
GO BLUE

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